Deaf

Bruno loves the dog park.  We go every opportunity we can.

It's a gorgeous open space and he gets to run like crazy. He's a handsome dog and he looks positively majestic when he gets up to full speed.

Like David Bowie, Bruno had bi-colored eyes.

It's always the first thing people notice.  Most people think it's neat. Some people think it's creepy. But today, I got one I had never heard before.  

"Oh he has two different color eyes!  Is he deaf?"

I... I... I have no words.