Sunday, July 26, 2009

Dear Diary,



Do you keep a diary?
I do. I don't call it a diary anymore. It's a journal. That sounds more grown up, but essentially they're the same thing.
When I was a little girl. I kept a diary that was a chronicle of events and worries. Now that I'm all grown up, I keep a journal that's mostly a chronicle of events and worries.

The words that go into a journal aren't any more grown up than the words that go into a diary. Sure, some of them are longer. Journal words are typically spelled correctly with higher frequency. But, my journal handwriting is almost exactly the same as the handwriting in my diary from when I was 10.
I write about the same kinds of things in my big grown up journal that I used to write about in my little girl's diary. Things that I love. Things that make me smile or cry or laugh or just want to write. I write about people and places I love, the air I breathe, and the way sand feels between my toes.

For me, writing in a journal is like taking a nap under a tree on a brilliant summer day. Not too long ago, I had the great good fortune to actually write in my journal, under a tree, next to a big river, directly after taking a nap under a tree. It was quite possibly the best hour of my summer. (Except for the hours that I've spent with you...obviously.)


Thursday, July 23, 2009

Hi! My name is...

Hi! My name is Carolyn and I'm a slacker. Sorry, my lovelies, but I've been willfully neglecting this blog. Boo! Hiss! On the upside, I've been busy and having fun. I should be able to catch up in the next couple of days. I'm lame and I know it.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Knock on wood.

I'm not a superstitious girl. Nope. Not me. Not. At. All.

Knock on wood
Knock on wood
Knock on wood

Who am I kidding? I knock on wood. I throw salt over my left shoulder when it spills. I think it's a good thing if I pour a fizzy beverage into a glass and it overflows. And if I ever have a dream where a baby shits on my face, I'm playing the lotto. What can I say? I'm a crazy old Polish lady living in young, vibrant, rational skin.

There have been a lot of changes going on in my life lately and I'm seeing signs pretty much everywhere I look.

Last week, after the big move to the new house, we order Chinese food. A yummy meal with hungry friends is a good way to break in the new dining room. This is a good idea.

Chicken Lo Mein. Crab Rangoons. Seasame Chicken. Vegetarian Beef with Broccoli in Suspiciously Meaty sauce. Egg Rolls. Fried Rice. How could this possibly go wrong?

This is how...What do you see? Better yet, what do you NOT see?


If you said to yourself, "Self, why that there looks like a fortune cookie with no fortune!" DING! DING! DING! You would be quite correct.

That's right, there's no fortune in that cookie. NO FORTUNE. None. Not even a lame one. Just nothing. Zip. Nada. Zilch.

From here on out, no more fortune cookies. I'm leaving my fortune to the real experts...Mystic Terry and a Magic 8 Ball.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

White stones.

Alice in Wonderland is one of my favorite stories ever. I even read it in Spanish, "Alicia en el pais de las Maravillas." I pretty much like every retelling of it that I've ever seen. The weirder, the creepier, the better. It's good stuff.

Tim Burton is one of favorite storytellers ever. I stopped counting how many times I've seen Beetlejuice after the 57th time. I pretty much like every story he's ever told. The weirder, the creepier, the better. It's good stuff.

So, did you hear that Tim Burton is retelling Alice in Wonderland? (I am completely aware that this is old news, but I keep getting excited about it and had to say it out loud.) It looks like it's actually going to be an amalgamation of Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass. Divine.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Behold the majesty!

Still spinning from the move and all the excitement around here lately. But, high-speed internet is finally up and running again, which means that I can finally share the majesty that is the new living room chandelier.

BEHOLD!


At first I thought these were cherubs, but they don't have wings.
More creepy pint-sized porcelain children.

Pretty roses.


It really is quite remarkable.


Monday, July 6, 2009

GIRL INTERRUPTED

This girl just moved and only has limited Internet access. Please continue to hold through this brief interruption. Your regularly scheduled blogging will continue when all her pots and pans are in the right places. Until then...XO XO XO