Saturday, March 13, 2010

For sale!**


1 Large Ovarian Cyst
1 Ovary
And, what the heck, I'll even throw in a Fallopian tube.
Items are all slightly used, but hold significant sentimental value. Seller hates to part with them, but one must do what one must do. Items will be available on March 22nd, directly after surgical procedure.

**Clearly, this is a joke. And maybe in somewhat poor taste, but sometimes your options are laugh or cry. Today, I choose to laugh...or, at least, to tell bad jokes.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

On hiatus...sort of.

So, I am fully well aware of my shortcomings as a blogger. I kind of suck at it. And, I already know it and feel bad about it. I've had some things going on that kind of win the attention category. Such is life.

Not that they've been coming fast and furiously lately, but they are going to be remarkably slow for a little while.

I know, it makes me sad too, but it's what I've got to give right now.

I'll be in touch...I promise.