1 Large Ovarian Cyst
1 Ovary
And, what the heck, I'll even throw in a Fallopian tube.
Items are all slightly used, but hold significant sentimental value. Seller hates to part with them, but one must do what one must do. Items will be available on March 22nd, directly after surgical procedure.
**Clearly, this is a joke. And maybe in somewhat poor taste, but sometimes your options are laugh or cry. Today, I choose to laugh...or, at least, to tell bad jokes.
Any buyers? Would be difficult to believe if not. Just make sure you get asking, or better yet, start a bidding war :-)
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